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Zooey Deschanel feat. Conor Oberst - Telephone (Lady Gaga cover)
I’m not a Gaga fan, but this is so amazing.
i love zooey so much more for this
wow, what an exceptional cover!
damn this is pretty impressive
Today I made $55 by helping at a friend of a friend’s family friend’s child’s birthday party. I put on cheap blue eyeshadow on little girls and initiated a group conversation on what their favorite foods were. I then danced along with them to an Alvin and the Chipmunks album, which included covers of “Single Ladies” and “Hot and Cold.” Probably the easiest $55 I’ve ever made.
Some highlight quotes of the day include:
“Don’t mind the dog. He’s a bad dog. We’re bad disciplinarians. We let the dog walk all over us…we let our kids walk all over us…Honey? I think I’m going to break out a bottle of wine.”
“My least favorite thing to eat is my brother. He just tastes like dirt.”
“Please don’t tell me this pizza has filberts in it. If this is filbert pizza, I will die.”
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Talulah Gosh - I Can’t Get No Satisfaction (Thank God)
(Backwash)By popular demand, the original version. The British accent makes it sound so much more polite.
“
Wake up in the morning feelin’ like Mr. Rogers
Take out my retainer, I’m out the door
I’m going to the secondhand bookstore
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a tube of colgate
Cause when I leave for the night I will probably back around 9:30 p.m.
” —Jame$ has a new personal anthemOn Today's Episode I...
+got dropped off at school before the lights were turned on
+took a nap and woke up to find a rather long paper cut across my hand
+listened to my mom tell me about how her foot doctor plans on breaking into the screenwriting business with a comedy about mugging
+made egg custards that taste weird
