January 2012
54 posts
December 2011
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Anonymous asked: Favorite blogs? I need new ones to follow and I feel liked you'd have good recommendations.
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Anonymous asked: Why do you always answer/post the Q's that say the phrase "you are pretty"? I'm not trying to be a jerk, maybe you haven't notice.. Or may be there are a lot more of those Questions and you only share some of them... By the way.. I do think you are pretty, and I hope you can answer this one
Anonymous asked: YOU ARE SO PRETTY. Do you do any facial exercises at night like that one episode in Sister Sister when Lisa was in a hotel room with Ray that one time and it was like super awkward and she did all these facial exercises so that she was beautiful?
“And, while actually falling in love is great, wanting to fall in love is usually...”
– Sady Doyle, Great Expectations (Rookie Mag)
I don’t know you guys, Rookie is starting to take over gurl.com’s sacred place in my heart.
Anonymous asked: what did you get for christmas?
Anonymous asked: Dear Gabby, You are pretty. I hope you have a merry christmas. Sorry I didn't get that necklace for you. I wish I could have. Love, Your Secret Admirer
Anonymous asked: Just a merry christmas from france to you !!! You seems to be so wonderful and talented, a real little sunshine, and i wish you and your family all the happiness you deserve... Ahhh and enjoy the food !!! Bon appétit ;)
I JUST WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE ON CHRISTMAS EVE AND LIVED TO BLOG ABOUT IT.
Anonymous asked: What do you think of Zooey Deschanel? (Like, do you think she's a goddess or justa fool with a fringe?)
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This girl at school always makes sort of mean eye contact with me in the hallway all of the time and I have been kind of paranoid about it. Like, am I the only one catching these dirty glances? Is this like that stinkeye scene in Juno? I have only talked to her a few times in my high school career.
ANYWAYS, earlier today I realized she deleted me from Facebook and it’s the most...
“I think it’s odd that you can’t joke about rape, when people joke about murder...”
– Donald Glover (via witch-or-not)
More than one in four women are murdered? hot damn! I guess that makes rape HILARIOUS then. And yes, murder is sooooo funny, too. Violence as a whole…just, comedy gold, mirite?
(via fuckyeahfeminists)
Listen, Donald Glover. Listen. I’ve been rl patient with you,...
UNOFFICIAL LIST OF FAMILY DINNER TRIGGER TOPICS
I love hanging out with my family, but have realized there are certain subjects we cannot discuss without them all telling me to “calm down.” Some examples:
+Thomas Kinkade (Gross, doesn’t make real art, don’t try to tell me to watch his self-produced autobiographical movie, mom!!)
+The Kardashians
+Herman Cain
+”Baby It’s Cold Outside”
+Cake Pops
...
For the next few days, anything you say can be improved by adding “It’s a Christmas miracle!” to the end. Let’s take advantage of this time. Some Examples:
“Pizza’s here. IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!”
“Golden Girls reruns are on. IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!”
“I just peed. IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!”
“Baking...
Cute teenage boys with gauge earrings are one of life’s many puzzles. On one hand, their permanent holes in their ears show that they can take on long term commitment. On the other, their permanent holes in their ears show that they have no long term goals.
This has been part 1 of my series “Why Gabby Will Not Have a Boyfriend Until Grad School, At Best”
