This should probably be changed to the Square Theory of Love, due my personal addition of the Internet Presence factor: social media activity that adds or detracts attraction.
i got kind of tired of them, so i got this weird, chemical treatment that probably induces death to straighten it a year ago. This is like its in between state and I’m digging it. I really like bangs because when I get a zit on my forehead no one can tell.
omg who are you? No matter how much chronic bitchface I have or how anti-social i may be seem, i really love making friends! I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND TOO!
Had a dream last night that I went to subway and asked for guacamole on my sandwich, but the sandwich artist got flustered and said “We are having a guac emergency… can I just give you a slice of avocado?” and pulled out a giant square shaped slab of avocado. THEN, he was like “Here is some complimentary vegetable soup for your inconvenience.” and he hands me a Dixie cup filled with salsa. So I guess the moral of the story is that the service at Subway sucks in your dreams and that I clearly think too much about Mexican condiments.
Include the following:
+Pictures of macarons
+Pictures of male models that look like they’re dying
+Pictures of male models with edgy haircuts
+Pictures of male models with edgy haircuts that look like they’re dying
+Pictures of girls with blue hair making shy faces
+Pictures of skinny people and their vertabrae
+ BABY ANIMALS
BAM! You’re Internet famous.
The Zombies — Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow (BBC version)
Had a dream last night that I owned a bulldog who wouldn’t eat it’s food unless I sang “Promiscuous Girl” to it.
