March 2012
55 posts
Anonymous asked: Why don't you write for Rookie? You're so witty!
Anonymous asked: GABBY PLEASE TELL ME WHERE CAN I FOUND A MAGICAL BEAUTIFUL PROM DRESS HELP GABBY
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teenage dream pt. 45
I keep watching movies on cable that I expect to suck and then they just reel me in with emotional turmoil that I am not prepared for. I’M LOOKING AT YOU, REMEMBER ME.
February 2012
45 posts
Sometimes I get freaked out that I am never going to mature and no one i know is going to mature because the internet is turning our lives into a yearbook signing session that never ends.
me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
CONVERSATIONAL NARCISSISM: HOW TO AVOID IT →
why don’t they teach this to us in health class instead of making us watch 1980s videos on the dangers of water birth every week?
Whenever I see red cup pictures on facebook, all I can think to myself is “Omg these people were once all adorable little babies that their vibrant parents were so excited to dress up and take for walks in their stroller and now they’re young adults playing beer pong in a basement and their parents hate them!”
Anonymous asked: I've been meaning to ask this for a while, but where do you get all of your cute mustard colored party dresses? (i.e. from your birthday, prom, etc.) I'm looking for something something similar for my prom this year!
popculturecooking:
Social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion.
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Every time that “We are young” song starts playing on the radio while I drive around suburbia in my station wagon, I feel like I’m in the trailer for some existentialist teen movie.
“If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM...”
– Robert Pattinson (via ashtramp)
Ugh more like “I hate my life so much you don’t understand please get these tweens away from me” - Robert Pattinson
Anonymous asked: Your nostrils are so big,you need these two monsters to inhale more air and give off more CO₂,right？
“It’s not that Chris Brown is categorically unforgivable. It’s more that he’s no...”
– VICE on Cord’s Chris Brown post (via ceedling)
Updated my more composed, less illiterate blog. →
almyownstunts:
plot twist kanye west imprints on blue ivy
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Anonymous asked: why are you sleepy all of the time? :(
Anonymous asked: Gabby, pinky promise me that we'lll never be part of that untouchable reality, which guides our minds... That we'll never stop being real for being a thought, because that's what our minds forces us to do. It insists in turning us into some kind of mind language and won't let us know ourselves for what we really are (i'm sorry, i don't use to write in english).....
“There’s a difference between like and love. Because I like my Skechers, but I...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Anonymous asked: I want to paint my room.. any suggestions?
BLOG AS THERAPIST POST #46
I think I am never going to find love because whenever I see a boy I find remotely attractive, I start to imagine him as an elderly man and then I get freaked out before the crush has even a moment to develop.
THIS IS WHAT 2 YEARS WORKING OF AT A NURSING HOME HAS DONE TO ME. Brb gotta go heat up some prune juice for someone named Ethel or Glen, probably.
