I am mad at Facebook for existing because it is ruining my chances of a boy revealing their secret love for me through signing my yearbook. Like, now someone can’t just write “DEAR GABBY, I LOVE YOU I JUST NEVER HAD THE GUTS TO TELL YOU HAVE A GREAT SUMMER” and then leave for college, never to be seen again. IT’D BE SO AWKWARD. Like would they Facebook chat me after?...
1950s lyrics: splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
1960s lyrics: he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
1970s lyrics: my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
2012 lyrics: i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS
tulletulle: i listened to that one direction song and now i know i’m beautiful but does that mean i’m not beautiful anymore because what made me beautiful before was not knowing? HELP
Anonymous asked: what happened to gabbyonichat?
SOCIAL SKILLS WITH GABBY PT. 46
boy at school: You would have been so bored because there were no hipsters there hahaha.
me: Oh yeah well you would have NOT been so bored where I was because I was visiting Douchebagville, USA population YOU.
me: DEAL WITH MY REALNESS.
social skills with gabby pt. 22
girl: Why aren't you going down the shore after prom?
me: i don't know. i like the beach but i don't really like drunk teenagers? I guess if everyone was drinking sangria instead of like weird off brand vodka I'd go? HAHA IMAGINE IF I WENT TO THE SHORE AND STARTING CHOPPING UP FRUIT FOR SANGRIA LIKE I WAS SANDRA LEE OR SOMETHING. WHAT IF I MADE A BEACH THEMED "TABLESCAPE?"
I think I have figured out what I want to do with my life and I feel very scared and very excited and very dumb for making an ambiguous tumblr post. PROM IS TOMORROW YAYAYA. BRB GOTTA GO PRACTICE THE ROCKAFELLER SKANK DANCE FROM SHE’S ALL THAT.
Anonymous asked: what do you think about women using heels?
tulletulle: today in philosophy we read a short story where a guy was attracted to a girl because she was insecure and i was like “LIKE THE ONE DIRECTION SONG” and nobody laughed or helped me out and i ONCE AGAIN had to pretend i was serious and make a real argument about “what makes you beautiful” i mean i guess i could try the whole “not being awkward and annoying all the time” thing but that...
Anonymous asked: REFERRING TO YOUR PROM 8TRACKS: COME SAIL AWAY PLAYED AT MY PROM LAST YEAR & LET ME JUST TELL YOU IT WAS MAGICAL.
Anonymous asked: i thought my school was really lame but then today, in the weekly newsletter, there was a DARIA reference! it was an advertisement for yearbook sales and the image was probably the first one to pop up on google images but still... HOW COOL IS THAT???
lumengratiae-deactivated2012090 asked: I really like your 8tracks! Also, do you own a lot of aprons? Because you bake...
PROM VOM Prom is next week and I’ve come to terms with the fact that the dj will probably play 1 neverending Chris Brown song. Here are 8 tracks that play in the prom of MY DREAMS.
ELOQUENT MUSIC REVIEWS WITH GABBY
New Best Coast album makes me want to take a nap. I know YOU’RE over whining about boys, Bethany, but I’M NOT. Also, still pissed off that you kicked Ali out of the band.
Great senior prank idea, teenagers, let’s all leave class at the same time and throw water balloons at one another on the football field. Let’s all just reject my brilliant plan to send the principal a PAJAMAGRAM. I’M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE.
she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts she’s cheer captain and Ｉ’ Ｍ ＴＨＥ ＤＡＲＫ ＬＯＲＤ ＳＡＴＡＮ
if one more magazine tells me to “toughen up” my feminine clothing with motorcycle boots and/or leather jackets and i am going to toughen them up by punching them in the throat.