- Girl at work: Ugh my life is so boring. I swear all my friends and I do is bake and drive.
- Me: OMG ME TOO!
- Girl at work: I didn't know you smoked!
- Me: Oh! No. Sorry! I thought you meant bake like cake-wise.
- Girl at work: ...
surely! i’ll post some pictures that hazel took of my room awhile back.
Chillin by the fire why we eatin’ fondue
I dunno about me but I know about you” —THESE ARE REAL, ACTUAL LYRICS TO A JUSTIN BIEBER SONG. OMG YOU GUYS I GET IT NOW. I THINK I HAVE BIEBER FEVER.
My hair seems to be pretty durable because I abuse it often. I usually straighten my hair after I wash & blowdry it (like 2-3 times a week) and then everyday I use a flatiron to touch up my bangs. I actually put my hair in velvet rollers everyday! I think it is less damaging, but I have no scientific evidence of this.
Putting your hair in rollers every morning makes you feel very fancy and ladylike. I recommend it. I learned how to do it without looking like an 80s beauty queen with this tutorial
I have been feeling very anxious, but in a good way. Like my life is about to get very exciting. I bought a bathing suit today and I have no vacation planned but something in my bones was telling me “YES GABBY BUY THIS FOREVER 21 POLKA DOT BATHING SUIT YOU’RE GONNA NEED IT.”
So the moral of the story is that most of my significant life epiphanies have occurred in suburban shopping malls.